Okay, I’ve kept you guys in suspense long enough. Here are the answers. Say what you want about my glasses.
1. I’ve met the drummer from Sawyer Brown: TRUE. Hmmm, no one really questioned this one. Well, his name is Joe and he came to one of my percussion practices last year.
2. I don’t like hamburgers: TRUE. Yeah, hamburgers are nasty, nasty, nasty.
3. I go to the same dentist as Alan Jackson: TRUE. Yes, this is very much true. And as my father pointed out, I have his autograph as well.
4. I have glasses, but only wear them for bowling: TRUE. Wow. I cannot believe this is the one that everyone thought was false. Yes, my mother makes jokes about me not wearing them, but they’re the only thing I make sure that I bring my glasses too. I guess should have phrased this one better and put and to the movies on there, but I don’t go that much anymore, so it didn’t seem significant.
5. I have never correctly pronounced the word “fennel.”: TRUE. Ever since the kind ladies at The Viking introduced this to me, I have never been able to say it right. I came back and told everyone that I chopped up “finnelle” and nobody knew what I was talking about.
6. The first thing I ever cooked was vanilla cake: FALSE. Erica was right on with this one. This is the false fact. The first thing I ever cooked was actually cornbread, but only my mother would remember something like that.
7. For a writing contest about a family memory, I made up a completely fictional story about my grandfather: TRUE. Sadly, this one is true. Besides our humor, my family is pretty dull and we lack in traditions. So I made up a story about one.
8. I received an honorable mention in that contest: TRUE. When the teachers told me at school, I knew I couldn’t go home and tell my mother about it because she would ask me to tell her the story. Heh.
9. My school binder is covered with David Duchovny collages: TRUE. My friends make fun of me. “He’s so old!” “Ewww, he’s like… married!” I get a lot of crap for having a crush on David Duchovny. Oh well.
10. I’ve seen Lorrie Morgan in concert. She was quite good: TRUE. Hmmm, no one had anything to say about this one either. Guess there aren’t a lot of country music fans reading my site.