Bahahahahahahahaha. The Day After Tomorrow was like the best movie ever. No, for serious.

World is coming to an end…
“I think your theory may be correct.”
- Girl Scientist to Dennis Quaid

Well, not shit Sherlock.

But wait! Wait! The air has reached the decellinazation point! The world really is coming to an end! Don’t laugh because my climatology terminology is fabricated. Laugh because I’m Dennis Quaid. You feel bad for me because Meg Ryan left me and I haven’t had a hit movie in years. So laugh, dammit! And go see my movie.

Okay, just to start, I didn’t mean to get into a whole discussion about sexual morals in my last post. I was just angry that Diana didn’t win. I respect single mothers who take responsibility and raise their kids, but I am disappointed they had sex before marriage. That’s it. I’m done. Moving on…

Some odd things you probably didn’t know about me:

1. I have a small crush on LL Cool J. Yes, this lady is lovin’ cool James.

2. I think JoJo is cool. I’m sorry about this one. But she’s from Boston, and she’s fully clothed. And I like her song. *hides*

3. I don’t like Jason Mraz. Bleh. He’s too damn folksy. I like folksy sometimes, but he’s obnoxious.

4. I rearrange the furniture in my room about 3 times a month. I have yet to be content with a single arrangement. But now that I have a gossip bench it makes it harder, since my room is really really small.

5. I love shitty movies. Y’know, those movies that are awesomely bad. I swooned for Joshua Jackson in The Skulls. I cheered for George Strait in Pure Country. I laughed at Melissa Joan Hart in Drive Me Crazy. I danced along to Center Stage. Hell, I own One The Line. Help me. I love crappy movies.

6. I don’t like No Doubt. I got their Rocky Steady CD for Christmas and was thoroughly disappointed.

7. I don’t eat hotdogs or hamburgers. Which is too bad, ’cause I love a good cookout.

8. My dad is the coolest person I know. My father is the shizz.

9. My life’s goal is to make money, retire as soon as possible, then do nothing. I am lazy to the core.

10. I’ve never been on a date in my life. Would someone please just ask me out?

My father expressed his extreme disappointment in my inability to come up with a 10th thing that befuddles me right before he left for [insert chuckle here] Cleveland. So I decided to finish what I started…

10. Fantasia winning American Idol. Fantasia does nothing for me. Her voice is so damn nasal. And she’s 19 with a child. WTF? Does anyone besides Nathan and Haley on One Tree Hill wait for marriage anymore? Will I be the only girl graduating next year that hasn’t had sex? Society really has gone down the crapper.

I consider myself a pretty smart person, but there are just some things in this world that befuddle me. Yes, you heard it. I am befuddled.

Things that befuddle me:

1. Avril Lavigne’s red eye makeup in her Don’t Tell Me video. Seriously, Avril, I’m all about teen abstinence, but do yourself a favor and fire whoever thought it would be cool for you to wear bright red eyeshadow, ’cause you’re freaking me out.

2. The un-cliffhanger in the Alias season finale. WTF? Like I didn’t already know that having Sydney was a CIA special project…

3. My parents going to Cleveland for their anniversary. I know my parents are strange (that pretty much explains my existence), but Cleveland for their 24th? They’ve certainly topped theirselves with that one.

4. Josh Hartnett being a “hottie.” Three years after Pearl Harbor and I still don’t get it.

5. People going into a Mexican restaurant and asking to hold the cheese. I’ve only been working at Cozymel’s for a week and I still find it strange. No cheese? That’s like ordering a margarita without the margarita.

6. Jake Gyllenhaal’s Fame Audit. He could always go down the Will Smith path after The Day After Tomorrow. Did anyone think of that? No. And why is he still dating that hag Kirsten Dunst? They need to break up like RIGHT NOW!

7. People buying the Outkast’s The Love Below/Speakerboxxx. Seriously, you can turn the radio on at any time of the day and hear one of their songs. What’s the point?

8. The Lord of the Rings movies. WTF? Am I the only one who saw the first one and said “yeah, that’s enough for me…”

9. Morrissey cancelling Kilborn. What? But, but… but I was all excited for Morrissey week. Ah, dammitall.

10. Me not being able to come up with a 10th item on this list. I’m sad.

My mum when to the store today. She remembered to get me a 12-pack of Diet Dr. Pepper. Ahhh, shucks. Ain’t my mum the best?

In other news, I heart Craig Kilborn and Joaquin Phoenix. But you probably already knew that.

And after watching this following trailer, I said “FINALLY!”

That Asian guy from American Pie & that Indian guy from Van Wilder in Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle, a movie by that white guy who directed Dude Where’s My Car?

Seriously, this movie is important. For the token Asian\Indian guy actors! And for Doogie Howser.

Guess what? Guess what? I kind of got a job. Yayyyyyyyyyyyyy. I’m training today. Big money, here I come.

As for The Bachelor, I’m ecstatic about the outcome. Mike Fleiss, how you toy with me, sending Jessica in first even though she WINS. Priceless. And Tara’s dress was gross.

Things that happened over the weekend:
1. I moved my gossip bench into my room.
2. Lost my mum’s car keys. I’m still feeling terrible about this, but if my sister hadn’t lost a set to begin with, we wouldn’t be up you-know-what creek.
3. Marched in a parade.
4. Bought Tigerland on DVD for $5.50.
5. Had a movie marathon with my friend Kelly that included: Elephant, Kill Bill Vol. 1, Wonderland, and Laurel Canyon.
6. Reviewed Elephant, Wonderland, and Laurel Canyon.
7. Applied for a job.
8. Babysat.
9. Tried to go to the library. It was closed.
10. Borrowed Signs from my teacher, watched it Friday, capped it Saturday, and made icons on Sunday.
Here are the icons in case you care…







How in the world am I supposed to wait until after band camp to see The Village? I’m getting impatient already.

So yes, an eventful weekend. But not as eventful as this upcoming weekend. Can I just say ALAN JACKSON. Okay, I said it.

Whatttttttttttttttt? No more Jimmy Fallon? I’m sorry. I’m finding this very hard to comprehend. SNL is going to blow next year. Who’s going to do weekend update? No more Sully? No more Jarret? No more Nick Burns? Wow. *tear*

Made some new wallpapers.

Oh, television. How I love thee. It’s been a good week for us. (Warning: spoilers ahead).

Everwood
Ephramy 4 Evaaaaaaaaaa! I was pleasantly surprised with the season finale. I heart Harold and his bagle shoppe. But I’m upset that Madison is pregnant. Not because I feel bad for her– she’s a dirty skank-ho-bag. No, the reason is that soon there will be a little Ephram running around with a de-formed forehead. I don’t think that Ephram/Gregory Brown should be allowed to procreate because of all the forehead mutation it’s going to cause. Not that it matters or anything, but I honestly think Madison will get an abortion. And Andy is ever the quick one to stop a unborn child from entering this world… was it me or was he handing out birth control pills like popsicles this season? My one complaint: as always, not enough Bright.

Gilmore Girls & One Tree Hill
I didn’t get a chance to watch either. And I’m really upset about all the Luke/Lorelai action I missed. If anyone has a tape of this they would like to send to me, please let me know.

The Bachelor: Women Tell All
Who’s this Jean-Marie chick anyways? You got one freaking rose and you think you own the place. Psssshhhhhhhh. Oh, and Trish is just the bestest EVER. We shall become great friends…

The Bachelor: Overnight Dates (AKA time for THE SEX!)
WTF? I hate Tara. All her clothes were ugly on her date. Big faux fur wraps are soooooo last season trailer trash. Oh Jessica B. I’m so sorry Jesse completely fumbled (bahahahahahahahah… fumbled… y’know, ’cause he plays football… bwa-haha) and told you he was falling in love with Tara. That’s gotta suck. But the part where Jessica and Jesse both wore flippers while sitting on the beach… cuteness. And then Mandy Jaye was swept away for a romantic date in… Washington, DC? C’mon Mike Fleiss. We knew she wasn’t getting a rose this week. Giving her a decent vacation spot was the least you could have done.

And tonight I’m looking forward to…
Without a Trace with guest-star Tina Majorino! Sweet. I heart Andre.

You know what’s fun? Taking naps in the middle of the day while it’s raining.

Yay! Two hours of The Bachelor tonight. I’m glad that Trish is interrupting Mandy Jaye’s date instead of Jessica or Tara’s. Mandy Jaye needs to go.