I’m good at predicting. So now I’m going to predict something for you. Yes, something a lil’ special just for my readers (all 1 of them).

Jessica Alba will bit the new “it” girl this summer.

Why Jessica Alba, you ask. Oh come on, she totally has the makings of a new it girl. I mean Into the Blue,
Sin City,
Fantastic Four,
Director’s Cut of Honey. She’s soooooooooo in.

It seems like only yesterday she was an antagonizing whore on The Secret World of Alex Mack. Time flies, doesn’t it?

Ummmm yeah. Check out 3 new movie reviews I did if you’re still in the mood for snarky-Emma.

So over the Christmas holiday, my sister Maura and I rented Home Alone from the local Blockbuster location. And this is what happened:

So we watch Home Alone, which we enjoy thoroughly. But then I forget about having rented the movie. So it sits on top of the TV for about 2 weeks. Upon memory recollection, I returned the movie. And this is what happened.

Renting Home Alone in the end cost me $8 in late fees. Booooooooo. My hard-earned money down the drain. I am sad. There are actual tears.

Then 3 days later…

Blockbuster anounces NO MORE LATE FEES!

WTF? Oh karma, how I love thee. 3 days. Why oh why? Why couldn’t the no late fees have gone into effect before I shelled out $8 for Macaulay Culkin and Joe Pesci?

I’m still pretty angry with Blockbuster. Because I really don’t like doing this.

An in-depth conversation I had with my brother Allen about the upcoming football playoffs.

Me: “Allen, what should I post about on my website?”
Allen: “You should post about playoff football.”
Me: “But I don’t care about playoff football.”

So there you have it. My thoughts on playoff football. Go Patriots!

I was baffled by some of my Christmas gifts this year. One in particular, was a package of cigarette lighters in my stocking. This gift was accompanied by a crisp $50 bill. What kind of mesage is Santa trying to send me? Does he merely want me to pick up the habit of smoking? OR does he want me to take the $50, buy some really good pot, then light it with my new pack of lighters? Santa Claus is a lot cooler than I could have ever imagined.

But I don’t want to take up smoking. It’s not even an issue of health. Smoking cost too much money. But thanks to Santa Claus, I’m thinking about starting my own collection of lighters. Now, Santa only gave me generic lighers in various colors. But I always wanted a really, really cool lighter… like a collectible one. So if you don’t know what to get me for my graduation gift, think collectible cigarette lighters. I mean… do I need a gift I’m actually going to use? No way.

Ooohhhhhhhhhhh my. I’m graduating this year. Slaps self. I should really go laze about some more at the expense of my parent’s money, ’cause soon I won’t be able to do that anymore.