I just got a 9/9 on my first Calculus quiz. Take that, college! Bwahahahahaha.

Oh, and I got a job at Starbucks. So yay. I will be caffeinated out the shizzle fahnizzle.

Yeah, I’m running out of things to post about now that I’m in college. Sorry guys.

So now that I’m in college I have this nice hour and a half in the middle of the day where I don’t have classes. This is great for me, because some great TV shows come on at noon. My main staple channel during this time has become the Lifetime Channel, which I used to scoff at, but since they’re going to start playing Will & Grace, I’m starting to like it better and better.

And I’ve started watching this little gem called The Golden Palace, which for those of you who aren’t hardcore Betty White fans, is the ill-fated spin-off series of The Golden Girls. The show is obviously not as good as the original, but still entertaining.

Anyhow, the whole point of this story is to inform you that critically-acclaimed actor Don Cheadle was a regular cast member on The Golden Palace. Yes, I still have yet to get over how funny this is. I chuckle everytime I see him on it.

In other news, Tom Hanks has been named Vice President of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences. Which is probably the coolest thing to ever happen to the Oscars.

I wish that Lloyd Dobbler was real, so I could marry him.

I wish that Bright Abbott was real, so I could marry him.

I wish that Pacey Witter was real, so I could marry him.

I wish that Michael Bluth was real, so I could marry him.

I wish that Jack Bauer was real… ermmm… I’d probably just want to meet him or something. Because, let’s be honest, he can’t keep a woman.

Sigh… college boys are gross.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm. Chicken is good.

So I’m going away to school now. And I don’t even have my computer yet, so I don’t know when I will be able to post again. Probably sometime next week. So please, spam my comments with helpful college tips or good porn links… whatever!

*Sniffle* I started packing for college today. *Sniffle* And tomorrow, I will have to say goodbye to my TV on DVD collection. *Sniffle* I’ll miss you, baby! *Sniffle*

I wish I read more. I really do.

I have all these books I planned on reading, but never did. I don’t know if I’ll ever finish Bill Clinton’s My Life before I make the “Billgrimage” in October.

Sigh. I guess I’ll go watch some more TV. Errmm… I mean, READ!

Woah. Stop the presses. Hart to Hart on DVD? This is quite possibly the best news I’ve heard since Doogie Howser coming to DVD.

Also, this trailer looks impossibly cute. Plus, Bradley Whitford? Oh I am sooooo there.

And finally… please tell me this is some kind of joke. My sister Audra and I actually watched The Cutting Edge today. And now I think I’m going to barf.

Heath Ledger. That boy needs a comb and bath.

Seriously Michelle Williams… whaddddya doin’ bringing another one of him into the world?

Everything I Needed to Know, I Learned from Dora the Explorer

1. Don’t ever worry about getting mugged. In the case that you are getting mugged, all you have to do is chant “swiper, no swiping” three times, then the robber will be forced to retreat.

2. If you’re in a boat about to go over a waterfall, and the wheel breaks off, don’t panic. You will still have time to sing a song and consult your backpack in English and in Spanish before reattaching the wheel with masking tape and steering to safety.

3. Make sure you consult “The Map” before embarking on an adventure. There will always be three simple steps to get to your destination, with a mini-adventure at each stop.

4. If you want to communicate with an inanimate object, just speak Spanish! Didn’t you know that metal, wood, and stone objects are fluent in Spanish? But it is a shame that they don’t know English. No bueno.

5. Monkeys always make the best friends and travel partners… especially if they are named “Boots.”

This is what babysitting does to me.