Word to male country artists

Oh Memorial Day weekend… you have come and gone. Not to be all geeky and stuff, but the most fun I had this weekend was watching country music videos with my two sisters.

Audra has been quite preoccupied these past few weeks with the Kenny Rogers song I Can’t Unlove You. For those of you who don’t know much about Kenny Rogers lately, he has recently had some plastic surgery done on his eyes. Kenny didn’t like how it turned out, so he can be seen wearing sunglasses for the majority of the video for I Can’t Unlove You.

While watching the video for probably the 4th time this weekend, I said “well, he can’t un-lift his eyes… he sure didn’t know when to fold ‘em then.”
And just so I don’t make two Kenny Rogers related posts in the same week, I asked Audra who her top 3 male country artists were.  She very nonchalantly replied “Kenny Rogers, Kenny Rogers, and… uhhhh… Kenny Rogers.”

Word to accidents

It’s official: I suck at life.

I try to be a “good kid.” I don’t do drugs. I don’t even really party… as if that’s a verb or something.

I’m a good employee. I do well in school. I’m nice to others. And I’m actually sticking to the budget I set for myself this summer.

So why do things always happen to me that make my life… suck?

Word to Ireland

Bon Voyage!

These are my parents. They are otherwise known as The Best Parents On the Face of the Planet Ever. Sure, I know a lot of people say that their parents are the best parents. But they’re not. I have them. And you don’t. They’re mine, I FOUND THEM.

But they’re in Ireland. And I miss them.

Word to year one

Whew. So that’s what a whole year at college feels like? Hmmm. I don’t feel any different. I do look different though… botox, not a good idea.

I did just get back from seeing Poseidon. Verdict? I don’t remember being that stressed in a movie since… ermm… Running Scared. And I also giggled everytime Kurt Russell talked about being a firefighter. I saw Backdraft, thankyouverymuch.

Word to Kelly

Is anyone besides me totally hot for Clinton Kelly in the new commercials for TLC? Like when he quickly raises his eyebrows and says “the learning channel“? Alright, so just me then.

Hey sis… his last name is Kelly too! *snicker*

And I’m totally smitten now that I’ve heard how he feels about cashmere sweaters:  “Touch my chest, you fox, and tell me it isn’t heaven. I dare you.”  Oh, Clinton.

Word to inessential

People I would be perfectly okay with never being in movies and\or TV ever again:

  1. Anna Faris
  2. Tom Cruise
  3. Orlando Bloom
  4. Ali Larter
  5. Renée Zellweger (yeah, fat chance, but a girl can dream)
  6. Kirsten Dunst
  7. Tara Reid
  8. Tom Green
  9. Josh Hartnett
  10. Ummm…. Kevin Costner?

This list is in no way complete yet; these are only the annoying celebrities that I could come up with at the time.

Word to big life decisions

I cannot for the life of me make up my mind. Mostly about college. I’m changing my major. I’ve talked to my advisor, but I haven’t called the other office to declare my new major yet. So in all honesty, I could do whatever I wanted right now. But I feel like its in my best interest to make up my mind as soon as possible… which is something I’m having trouble doing right now.

I have always been content just to get a bachelor’s degree in something and then get a job. But this past month I’ve been thinking that may be a waste of my intellect (I hate to talk myself up, but there you have it). And if I’m going to just get a job, why not make it a good one that pays a lot?

I don’t think that my family takes me seriously when I say that I want to change my major, or when I entertain the idea of a completely different career path. So I think once I make my decision I’m probably not going to tell them. Like at the end of my senior year I’ll be like “SURPRISE! I’m going to law school in the fall. Gotcha!”

But I do know one thing for sure: I do not want to do anything in the medical profession. I’ll leave all the heavy medical stuff up to Dr. Johnson.

Word to future boyfriend

Things that make me want a boyfriend like whoah:

  1. springtime
  2. watching Veronica Mars
  3. listening to music about getting together
  4. checking my bank account
  5. studying
  6. straightening my hair
  7. typing
  8. breathing in and out
  9. working out
  10. making this post
Yeah, whatever. Here’s to lots of cats or possibly joining a convent.

Word to ready

I’m good and ready. What for? Oh, you know… everything.

Specifically? A new Howie Day album. I mean honestly, I think its some kind of a challenge to see how many times he can re-release Stop All the World Now. Stop breaking your groupies’ cell phones and make some music! For the love of all that is holy!

And I’m ready for Matchbox Twenty to get back together. And as long as I’m going for broke as far as coolness points are concerned, I’m ready for a new NSYNC album.

I’m also ready for summer, but not ready for my exams. So conflicting levels of ready-ness there. Tehehehehe. Oh, and I’m wicked ready for Veronica and Logan to get back together. Because who knows what will happen with The CW.

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