I received a package from my mother today in the mail. In it she included my new health insurance card along with a giant bag of Now and Laters.
Two thoughts immediately popped into my head:
- Thank God I didn’t mutilate myself yesterday.
- And… Wow, I’m sure going to need a trip to the hospital for the heart attack this giant bag of candy is going to cause me. How convenient.
Oh Mom, you’re the best. For realz, love you Mom.