Food products they should stop making like now:

1. chocolate graham crackers
   My mom always used to buy these when I was younger. And they would never get eaten, so we would be stuck with stale chocolate graham crackers later when she wouldn’t go to the grocery store… which was a lot. Plus if you want chocolate, why would you choose chocolate graham crackers?
2. chicken ‘n buiscuits crackers
   This should be self-explanatory.
3. Hydrox
   Or as Gary Gulman calls them, Hydrox By Mistake. And anyways, Oreos were declared Kosher back in 1998, so what’s the use?
4. Starbucks pastries
   Because maybe if they stopped making them, I would stop eating them.

While making this post I came across this article on Wikipedia. I remember the “I feel like Chicken Tonight” commercial like it was yesterday. I also remember my brother calling the 800 hotline for OK Soda. Ahhhhh, commercial failure memories!