Introducing…

In the grand tradition of Church Boy and Plaid Boy, today I bring you Oddly Attractive Wheelchair Guy. I’ve decided to use “guy” in my nicknames instead of “boy” since I’m not in high school anymore. And in the interest of full disclosure, I didn’t nickname him to prevent using his real name. I do not even know his name.

Here’s the skinny. OAWG is a guy who lives in my building. He’s in a wheelchair. He smokes like a chimney. And he’s oddly attractive. My roommate Margaret and I always tell each other when we have OAWG sightings on campus. Often when I’m walking back from work I will see him outside the door… smoking. Alright, so the smoking is bothersome, but I think he should be allowed some additional vices in life. I’ve spoken with him a few times in the past, all of which were back when I was working at Starbucks. The thing about OAWG is that although he’s never rude or mean, he’s never in a terribly good mood.

But today he was.

Today I ran downstairs to get a soda from the machine to have with my lunch. And OAWG was there. He was on his way out of the building. He said “Hi” and smiled at me. I had never seen him smile before.

It kind of made my day.

Thoughtlets

1. At the gym today the elliptical told me I had a “great workout.” I agree, but I bet it says that to just about anyone. What an elliptical slut.

2. In class today we created our own personal mission statements from a list of verbs from which we selected 3. My verbs? save, finance, and acquire. I’ll let you decide if I was preoccupied with my finance exam or if I’m just that into money.

3. Is anyone else oddly excited for National Treasure 2? Okay, just me then.

4. I had to hard-reset my iPod yesterday. I’m still crying.

5. With the exception of Thanksgiving, I haven’t really gotten out of pajamas in weeks. I’m pretty thankful one of my classes is requiring business casual dress for Thursday. Without that I may have gone all the way through finals.

High finance

This evening was supposed to be dedicated to cramming for my Finance 301 exam. But I think I already know enough about finance. See Exhibit A.

Ballin'

I mean, if I can afford to be throwing $100 bills around in my backyard, don’t you think I’m doing pretty good in the finance department? I think so.

30 days and counting

Thanksgiving this year… in a word? Deep-fried.

Circuit City on Black Friday… in a word? Frustrating.

Predators beating the Red Wings… in a word? Satisfying.

Need a tow?

Tow me away
This is where I was 2 weeks ago today waiting for the tow truck.  I miss you lil’ 5-speed Civic!  But since it’s Thanksgiving tomorrow, I will say I’m thankful I don’t have to listen to the unnerving sound of you running that always made me nervous you were going to stop working at any moment.

Bookworm

I am really enjoying the book I’m reading right now. I bring it everywhere I go. I brought it to lunch today. I usually don’t eat out by myself, but on Tuesdays you can more than likely find me eating at McAlister’s with my friend Shelly. Shelly is home for the entire week whoring herself out for “The Secret“. (Those were her words, not mine). And I was really wanting some chicken tortilla soup in a bread bowl from McAlister’s, so I went by myself.

Anyhow, back to me actually doing some recreational reading, I had my chicken tortilla soup in a bread bowl while I read my book. Now, reading this book has been no small feet. It’s 620 pages long to be exact. It also just looks big because it’s hardcover. Everywhere I bring this book I get a comment. Most of the time it’s something along the lines of “ooooh, ambitious!” or “my, what an undertaking.”*

So what’s the point to this post besides to tell you of a book you should run out and read? Oh yes, I can actually see myself finishing this book in the near future. And I’ve been carrying it around all semester since I’m terrible at reading books. In a way this book has become a little part of me and I’m not quite ready to stop carrying it around. I’ll just have to find a good substitute book… something just as large and hardcover and interesting. Like I needed an excuse to browse the bookshelves at Borders!

*yes, people I see out in public use this rhetoric. Don’t be jealous.

A different me

I wish I was a risk taker.

I wish I could enjoy summer weather.

I wish I wasn’t perpetually hungry.

I wish I could relax and enjoy things.

A friend indeed

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I had some car trouble yesterday. Most of the time when I have car trouble it’s usually tire related and I can get it taken care of rather easily and sometimes by myself when it’s not dark out. This was not the case yesterday.

I’ve never had a car cease working on me on a fundamental level like that. I’ve had suspicions this would happen to my car sooner or later, and I never thought about whether I would handle it well or not. Well, I didn’t. But thankfully I have some wonderful people in my life that can handle these things for me, or at least handle them better. First and foremost I should mention the majority of the help I received came from my father. Everything that father’s are good for my dad is great for, and yesterday was no exception.

But what really surprised me yesterday was my friends.

  • Amelia left her studying to come out to the highway were I had broken down to bring me oil (which I thought would fix the problem but it didn’t).
  • Corey got permission to miss his meeting to come help me, although he ended up not needing to.
  • Colleen offered to come meet me and said “you need a ride anywhere over the next couple days, you let me know.”
  • Shelly picked me up from the towing lot and brought me back to campus.
  • Margaret is giving me a ride to work tomorrow.
  • And lastly Kalista (pictured) told me if I needed to go somewhere she would come and get me. The kicker is that Kalista lives an hour and a half away.

So thank you, everyone. Couldn’t have done it without you.  And if you’re curious my car is still in the shop; I’m not sure what’s going to happen with that.

Not the cooling tower!

I was just minding my own business walking out from the 8AM marketing class this morning when I looked up and noticed a building in the near distance positively ablaze. Seeing as I’m not currently a volunteer sheriff’s deputy or a firefighter, I continued back to my campus dwelling place. I turned on the TV to watch The Today Show, new and improved with the extra hour they tacked on. My roommate Margaret entered the room shortly after on her way out to class to see what was on the news.

So The Today Show cuts to local news as The Today Show always does. They did a story on the building on fire, and much to my chagrin no evacuations were required and no classes were cancelled.

I mean seriously, what is that? What is the point of going to a school where the campus is continually blowing itself up if I can’t get out of a few classes here and there? That’s it, I’m transferring.

Camping Extravaganza

008 The boys + James

Last weekend I said “pshaw!” to responsibility and work and school and went on a camping trip with some friends. This was the first time I had ever been camping without my parents, and boy did I miss my mother. Not in a “I want my Mommy way” but in a “man, I wish my Mom was here because she thinks of everything” way.

Now that I’ve got the embarrassing Mom part of this post out of the way, I’ll review the trip in list form.

  1. Went for my first real hike. It was 3 hours long.
  2. Had 8 s’mores. Oh gluttony!
  3. Drank 1/2 a bottle of Jack. You didn’t read that.
  4. Had turkey bacon.
  5. Had my first turkey dog.
  6. Got visited by the cops on Saturday night.
  7. Took a lot of pictures.
  8. Went to Ingles 3 times. We forgot a lot of choice items.
  9. Listened to quite a lot of rap music.
  10. Listened to quite a lot of emo music.
  11. Received some sudden service.
  12. Was visited by a raccoon named Melvin.
  13. Watched Melvin battle it out with another raccoon.
  14. Made approximately 37896541 jokes calling James a woman.

So overall a pretty good camping trip.

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