Tell me something I don't know

It’s times like these I wish I had set myself up one of those linkroll things. But meh, it’s just not my style. Anyhow, here we go.

Ryan Adams has a meltdown at concert.

Hey, at least he doesn’t have Howie Day-esque meltdowns. And really, do I expect anything less than typical “rock and roll” behavior from Ryan Adams?

My favorite part of this article is the quote from Neal Casal. “I don’t know what the story was, I just play guitar.”

ID yourself

Today I was talking on the phone with one Andrew Thomas Cole when he said that I sounded different on the phone.  I’m not quite sure why I sounded different, but he demanded that I identify myself with a random piece of pop-culture or celebrity knowledge.

My response?

“Did you hear about Owen Wilson?”

Andrew’s response?

“Oh, that would soooooo be something you would say.”

Word to Kelly

Is anyone besides me totally hot for Clinton Kelly in the new commercials for TLC? Like when he quickly raises his eyebrows and says “the learning channel“? Alright, so just me then.

Hey sis… his last name is Kelly too! *snicker*

And I’m totally smitten now that I’ve heard how he feels about cashmere sweaters:  “Touch my chest, you fox, and tell me it isn’t heaven. I dare you.”  Oh, Clinton.

Word to inessential

People I would be perfectly okay with never being in movies and\or TV ever again:

  1. Anna Faris
  2. Tom Cruise
  3. Orlando Bloom
  4. Ali Larter
  5. Renée Zellweger (yeah, fat chance, but a girl can dream)
  6. Kirsten Dunst
  7. Tara Reid
  8. Tom Green
  9. Josh Hartnett
  10. Ummm…. Kevin Costner?

This list is in no way complete yet; these are only the annoying celebrities that I could come up with at the time.

Word to Pinky

pinky2.jpgAwwwe! See… he still loves her! You guys have no idea how much this made my day. I still have hope those two crazy kids will work things out, even with a little K-Fed running around. *sniffle*

In other news, Martin Fitzgerald has secret pain. And you know how I’m a sucker for fictional FBI agents with secret pain. (Though Danny is still hotter).

In other other news, I’m still living in a 1999 fantasy world. And my statistics project isn’t finishing itself.

ETA:  I’m quit liking this re-worked K2 template and I will probably keep it for a while… what do you think?

Word to Oscar

So, was I the only one hoping that Munich would win an upset victory? Alright, so just me then.

Hmmmn. I don’t know. It just seems to me that Munich, Capote, Good Night and Good Luck, and… even Brokeback Mountain were all on a more sophisticated level of filmmaking than Crash. But that’s just me.

Did anyone besides me watch the streaming video from the press room with Rachel Weisz? That poor woman. Is that all the reporters had to ask her? Rachel, what were you thinking before they called your name?Rachel, what were you thinking after they called your name?Rachel, what were you thinking when you were making your speech? Back off, she’s pregnant!

Also? Heath, Michelle, and Busy are soooooo Three’s Company.

Word to skin problems

I had a really normal day today. Went to the dermatologist. Saw Ashley Judd. You know. Normal things.

Haha. I guess it was a pretty abnormal day afterall. So I’m sitting there reading House Beautiful magazine waiting for my name to be called, when this girl walks into the office in sweatpants, a t-shirt, and a hat. I didn’t really think anything of it, so I went back to reading about pastel colored furniture. And then my mother nudged me and said, “Do you know who that is?” I gave her a quizzical look and then she said, “It’s Ashley Judd!”

At first I thought my mother had jumped on the crazy bus, but then Ashley started talking. And Ashley Judd has that real distinct voice, so you I knew right then that it was her. And she wasn’t looking at anybody and kind of keeping her back turned. Then the doctor leaned out from behind a door and beckoned her, “Ashley?” And then she went off into the hallway.

Of course, I was not entirely surprised, me living in Tennessee, and her whole family being from Tennessee. I even stood next to her mother, Naomi, at the local Christmas parade a couple of years ago. But I will not deny that it was pretty cool. So now do I not only go to the same dentist as Alan Jackson, but I can say that I go to the same dermatologist as Ashley Judd. Ahhh, the perks of living in Nashville.

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